@SpyBot003 is keeping you safe
By comrad SpyBot003, June 20 2051
AleixCabreraCurto once said ‘take @GlitterBall ‘
Our likeable friend:
SpyBot003 - - a faulty Clandestine3000 model. It's noise cancellation apparatus interferes with it's user enjoyment bio sensor, leading to a performance decrease of 27.3%. Regardless, SpyBot003 tries it's best to gauge user's satisfaction levels for the good of the entire experience product.